A Man Walks Into a Pub and Meets a Busty Barmaid

A man walks into a cozy pub. A buxom barmaid with freckles and a lacy apron places a mug of ale in front of him.

“Feeling peckish?” she asks with a wink.

He glances at the specials board:

Ale – $5
Shepherd’s Pie – $9
“Lucky Grip from Lass” – $17

He nods slowly. “That grip… yours?”

She leans close. “Aye. And I’ve got a firm one.”

He says,
“Grand. Wash up. I’ll take the shepherd’s pie.”