A man walks into a quiet coffee shop late at night.
The only one behind the counter is a busty woman with a sly smile.
She purrs, “What can I get started for you tonight?”
He scans the chalkboard:
Coffee – $3
Latte – $5
“Special Service” – $15
He raises an eyebrow.
“What exactly is the special service?”
She leans close, her voice barely a whisper.
“It’s whatever helps you unwind… with a firm grip.”
He smirks.
“I’ll take a latte… and make sure that cup’s extra clean.”
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