A man joins a new gym and notices a sign on the wall:
Personal Training – $50
Private Sessions – $100
No Distractions – $200
Curious, he asks the trainer,
“What does No Distractions mean?”
She looks him up and down.
“It means you focus on every thrust, stretch, and grind… with nothing in the way.”
He gulps.
“Guess I’ll finally sweat for the right reasons.”
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