A Man Walks Into a Pancake House and Meets a Sweet Southern Belle

A man steps into a cozy pancake house. A southern waitress with big hair and even bigger assets hands him a menu.

“Well good mornin’, sugar,” she says with a wink. “Feelin’ sweet today?”

He glances up at the signboard:

Short Stack – $4
Full Breakfast – $9
Syrupy Hand Hug – $14

He clears his throat.

“You the one who gives that hand hug?”

She leans in close. “Yes sir, and I warm the syrup myself.”

She starts unbuttoning one top button.

He smiles and says,
“Hold up — wash your hands. I’m just here for the full breakfast.”