A Man Walks Into a Dive Bar and Meets a Sultry Bartender

A man pushes open the creaky door to a dive bar. A busty brunette bartender gives him a smirk and slides him a whiskey without even asking.

“You look like you’ve had a day,” she says.

He glances up at the menu board:

Shot – $2
Chili Dog – $5
“Warm Grip Special” – $12

He raises a brow.

“Ma’am… the warm grip special. That you?”

She chuckles. “You’re looking right at her.”

She starts untying her apron slowly.

He leans back and says,
“Then wash those hands — I’ll take the chili dog.”