A man walks into a trendy café. A curvy brunette barista with tattoos and a tight apron smiles as she cleans the espresso machine.
She hands him a menu and says, “Something hot and strong?”
He glances at the sign on the counter:
Espresso – $3
Breakfast Sandwich – $6
“Latte & Lap” – $20
He leans in and asks,
“You the one who does the latte and lap?”
She smiles slowly. “Mmm… yeah. You want extra foam?”
She starts to walk around the counter.
He says,
“Sure — wash your hands. And bring me that breakfast sandwich.”
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