A man walks into a sketchy sub shop in a strip mall. A curvy cashier leans over the counter with a low-cut shirt and a smirk.
“Want it toasted?” she asks.
He scans the board:
6-Inch Sub – $5
Footlong Combo – $9
“Five-Finger Foot Massage” – $15
He smirks. “You do the five-finger?”
She smiles. “All ten if you’re nice.”
He says,
“Wash those hands — give me the combo.”
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