A man walks into a greasy spoon off the highway. A busty redhead slaps down a greasy menu and winks.
“Truckers usually order the special,” she whispers.
He checks the board:
Coffee – $2
Sausage & Eggs – $7
“Palm Patrol” – $14
He grins. “You handle the patrol?”
She leans in. “Front lines, baby.”
He laughs and says,
“Great. Wash up — I’ll have sausage and eggs.”
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