Category: FUNNY JOKES

A sailor comes to port, and decides he really needs to get laid. So he…

looked at her and said, “No, no. I just burped.”

Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my…

they do not manage to do it. Then John says:J: Mary I will go to…

Eventually the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?” He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”

A husband asks his wife,“Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I…

it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and she left.…

The husband looks up, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and…

I’ve been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as…